Hey. Beer. Man. is the free, fast-paced, foam-free game for your PC that you’ve been waiting for!
A wild twist to the age-old classic Tetris, Hey. Beer. Man. will have you spilling in minutes. Simply move the rolling beer cans so that they form a six pack! But it’s not that easy! With each passing moment, the game becomes faster, more furious!
And watch out for the cops! They’ll pull you over and you’ll soon be wishing you’d called a cab!
Can you make the Hey. Beer. Man. high scores list?
As the beer cans begin to roll down the screen, you’ll want to slide them left or right (using the cursor keys) and start making six packs. Six packs can be vertical (2 x 3) or horizontal (3 x 2). Once a six pack is completed, you’ll score 500 points, and the six pack will be removed from the game board.
You can speed the rolling of a beer can by pressing the space bar. The sooner you press it, the more points you’ll get. You get the least amount of points if you let a can just roll into place.
Game play continues in this fashion until you run out of lives. You lose a life each time the board fills up, or the cops show up.
For each 10,000 points you score, the game gets a little faster…. and faster.
PC Install only. Click the Download button to get the ZIP file containing the Hey.Beer.Man. install. The current version is 1.0.0, released 12/6/2024.